Quotes of the Day

Paul - "That song smelled." (Gives the song a thumbs down on Pandora.)
Pandora Commercial - "You know what that song needed? [...]"
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Geoff - "So now I have the fudge, I can fudge it up, down, or none. The fudge factor."
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Geoff - "Did you know that nose drops are habit-forming? So is shampoo. Your body will over compensate for their use, making using them more necessary."
Marc - "Yeah, and meth. Meth is that way too."
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Rachel - "Aren't we going to be at work tomorrow. The other job that doesn't pay us."
Paul - "It's hard hold two jobs that don't pay."
Marc - "Actually it's pretty easy."
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Geoff - "I'm making fudge."
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Andy - "God. Our fucking god damnit- Shit."
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Paul - "Nghhhhnnnn?..."
Rachel - "Discerning cow disagrees."
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Andy - "I keep forgetting what I'm [currently] working on."
Rachel - "I was basing it off of the tab I had open on github issues."
Marc - "I'm currently working on 500 Internal Server Error." (Github is down)
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Geoff - "Marc, you and I had Reese's Pieces for dinner tonight'
Marc - "If you made that a hamburger I would totally agree."
Geoff - "What? Did you eat a hamburger for dinner?"
Marc - "No, but if you said a hamburger I would agree."
Geoff - "What?!"
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Paul - "I just escaped a quote in Schindler's List."
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Paul - "Word."
Marc - "Up."
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Marc (Shoots at Pandora on the TV across the room, to signify his distaste of the current song by The Cars.)
Paul - "Don't shoot my TV."
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Paul (Looking at his ceiling lamp) - "I hate how this thing is crooked."
Marc - "Is it?"
Rachel - "Well at least it's asymmetrical, so you can't really tell."
Marc - "Thus my 'is it'"